Retry Hell v1.0.0

Welcome to Retry Hell, the place where platformers come to suffer… and so will you.
This is not a normal jump-and-run game. This is a troll platformer.
A land specifically designed to make you say:

“Bro WHAT just killed me?!”

You will run…
You will jump…
You will shout…
And then you'll retry. Again. And again. And again.

Retry Hell gives you a simple mission:
Reach the portal.
Easy, right?
HAHA. No.

🔥 WHAT AWAITS YOU IN HELL?

This world is full of traps that don’t care about you.
Some traps you see.
Some traps you don't.
Some traps pretend to be your friend… until they suddenly stab you in the face.

Spikes that appear exactly when you think you're safe

Fake floors that collapse the moment you touch them

Saws that chase you like they owe you money

Arrows coming from places you didn't know existed

Checkpoints that you will worship like gods

And the Exit Portal that silently laughs at your pain

Every level is a puzzle mixed with chaos.
You will not trust ANY block ever again.

💀 DEATH COUNTER = YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND

This game doesn't hide your failures.
It proudly displays them.
Every time you die, the number goes up.
And trust me, it WILL go up.

Your goal isn't just to finish the level…
Your goal is to finish the level with your sanity still intact.

🎮 SIMPLE CONTROLS — EVIL LEVEL DESIGN

Move left, move right, jump.
That’s all.
The controls are simple.
The traps are not.

If you blame the controls…
That’s okay. We all do.

🔥 INFINITE RETRY. ZERO MERCY.

Every mistake teaches you something.
Every death shows you a new surprise.
Every trap says: "Welcome back, idiot."

Retry instantly with no loading screens
because suffering should be fast and efficient.

👻 A GAME THAT MOCKS YOU… WITH LOVE

Retry Hell may troll you, but it's also made with care:

Hand-crafted pixel art

Clean animations

Fast, responsive movement

A hellish background that makes everything look dramatic

Hidden secrets and “are you serious?” moments

This game respects you enough to destroy you fairly.
Well… mostly fairly.

🧪 A TRUE "TRY AGAIN" EXPERIENCE

If you enjoy games that:
✔ Make you laugh
✔ Make you rage
✔ Make you retry
✔ Make you question your life choices

Then congratulations.
You've found your new toxic relationship.

⚠️ WARNING

This game may cause the following side effects:

Sudden anger

Uncontrollable laughter

Random shouting

Suspicion of every tile

“One more try” addiction

The urge to punch your phone (don’t do it bro)

💬 FINAL WORDS

Retry Hell isn’t just a game.
It’s a beautifully painful journey.
A chaotic mixture of smart traps and dumb decisions.
A troll adventure built for those who love suffering…
and bragging when they finally win.

Enter the portal.
Test your patience.
Embrace the chaos.
And most importantly—

DON’T TRUST ANYTHING.