Clash of Cultures: TD Mayhem v2.00.01

Clash of Cultures: TD Mayhem

Tired of strategy games that take themselves too seriously? Welcome to Clash of Cultures: TD Mayhem, where history is a joke and your army is the punchline!

Embark on a hilariously inaccurate journey through time! Lead your stickman army from clueless cavemen to misguided modern warriors in a war that makes no sense. This isn't your grandpa's history lesson—it's a chaotic tower defense (TD) clash where every great invention is just a new way to cause mayhem. Your goal? Pure, unadulterated domination... or at least a comical attempt at it.

Evolve, Fight, and Fail Gloriously!
Start with nothing but rocks and bad ideas in the Stone Age and evolve your culture through ridiculous eras. Witness massive 100vs100 battles where strategy often takes a backseat to sheer, idiotic force. Will you lead your horde of morons to victory, or will you just be a footnote in the dumbest history book ever written?

Key Features:
▶ Evolve Through Hilarious Ages: Command your forces from the Stone Age with legends like Hercules and Socrates, through the Renaissance with the visionary Leo da Vinci, all the way to the Modern Era led by tacticians like Lil Napoleon and Einstein. Each age unlocks dumber, more powerful units.
▶ Master Moronic Mayhem: This is Tower Defense, but dumber! Defend your base against relentless waves of enemies, then unleash your own overwhelming horde in a strategic counter-attack. The only sure-fire strategy is chaos!
▶ Command Legendary Idiots: Unlock and command a roster of not-so-famous heroes. Will you choose the one-eyed fury of One-Eyed Jan, the inspiring shouts of Joan of Arc, or the futuristic ambition of Elan the Engineer? Each "hero" brings a unique (and probably questionable) ability to the battlefield.
▶ Strategic... ish Gameplay: Manage your precious meat resources to spawn more units. The more meat, the more morons you can send into the fray. It requires careful planning, but it's okay if your plan is just "MORE GUYS!"
▶ Epic 100vs100 Clashes: Witness massive, lag-free battles where hundreds of stickmen clash in glorious, low-poly combat. It’s a beautiful spectacle of pure, unadulterated mayhem.